Thou shalt not make microwave popcorn during the hours between 8am and 6pm. He who makes popcorn in spite of the commandment shall be shunned and silently cursed by his co-workers.
He who foresaketh the aforementioned commandment and burns microwave popcorn in the office between 8am and 6pm shall be immediately shot. The assasin shall be promoted immediately.
Amen.
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omg I KNOW. That smell stays in the air for days, especially when it's burnt. Inconsiderate fools, I say.
Also, Thou Shalt Not Take Indian Food To Work.
Amen.
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