Thursday, September 3, 2009

Whole Body Cleanse. Night 1

Warning: This could get graphic

Tonight, I begin a journey.

Tonight, I start a cleanse.

Apparently, I have been drinking the hippy juice (Becky - pretend to look surprised) and decided that I need to detox my body. For years now, I have been filling my self with nasty, horrible, bad-for-me food. I quit smoking and took up stress eating. While I will never smoke again, I'm not sure this was a good trade. For this reason, I am back on the diet train. Choo choo baby.

I have been really thinking about making some big changes, but that's just it... it's only thinking. I need less philosophy and more action. After some thought, I decided to appraoch this new phase of dieting much the same way I approached quitting smoking back in 2007. At first, it's going to be hard. I will need to find other ways to handle the stress, other things will make me feel better when I am feeling down. I figure that maybe what I need a little jump start to this whole diet thing. This is where the cleanse comes in.

I have been hearing a lot about how amazing a cleanse can make a person feel. Apparently, the first several days are pretty terrible, but the physical payoff is amazing. Apparently, I will rid my body from a backup of years full of toxic sludge. That's right, folks. Some gross stuff is gonna come out of me.

This is what I am doing...

It's a Whole Body Cleanse!


What is "Fiber Fusion?" and What's that on the right? Does that say "Laxative Formula?!?" Holy Shit (pun intended)...what am I doing?

This should be fun.

6 comments:

Aunt Becky said...

So long as you're not planning to leave your house at all for the next couple days, you're all good.

Haley said...

Yeah...I would forgo the scooter rally tonight...being on a scooter having taken laxatives would not be good for anyone...

Erin said...

At least it's after labor day, so you won't be wearing white. :)

Lifestyle Lookbook said...

Haha oh man, I wish I'd read this post before I started my flirtation with online dating a few days ago. So far it seems like online dating is recycling the people you got by giving them to me...although I did get one cutie. And almost messed it up, badly!

I'd love to get your opinion on whether I should meet said cutie face to face (there's a poll on my blog), because you sound like you've been through it all!

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