Saturday, November 13, 2010

Got my mofro workin'


So, I just bought tickets to a show for 1.21.11. The picture is evidence of what happened when I printed the tix. My letter to e-tix is as follows;

Hello,

I recently purchased tickets for a concert to be held on January 21st, 2011. What I received was tickets for January 21th, 2010. I was just wondering if a time machine was included in the total cost, as I am afraid I have yet to purchase one of my own. I debated on whether or not to comment on the fact that the 21st of a month should be referred to as such, but I figured you were too busy mailing out time machines to notice the error.

Please advise.

Sincerely - Me


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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

South Carolina Shenanigans

Oh man, news stories in this state are awesome. Here's another one - I'll treat you to the lead in sentence..

A naked South Carolina man who had a mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.

Sometimes you just have to laugh to keep from crying...amirite?